Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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