I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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