You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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