go do what you do best...puke behind churches
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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