I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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