I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize