South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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