grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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