imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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