I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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