Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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