Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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