just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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