And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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