Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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