Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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