Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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