I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Drake has all the answers
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Randomize