i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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