did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
As shirtless as possible
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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