You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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