check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
