He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
its not stalking. its research.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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