I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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