Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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