I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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