my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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