His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
