If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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