Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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