the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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