We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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