my mouth tastes like poor choices
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
