Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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