It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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