doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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