Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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