Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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