She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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