just come out here and I will go home with you...
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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