Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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