it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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