And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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