It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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