So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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