I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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