is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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