he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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