two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
