he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
