either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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