Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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