South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
my god I love twenty year old dicks
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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