dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
