It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you traded sex for a burrito?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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