I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
