I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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