Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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