Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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