Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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